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Jim Slip’s dick hit by cactus

April 28th, 2011 | by Porn Bloopers | 78,951 views

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I don’t know who had the bright idea of putting a cactus in a porn shoot, but it is only just that Murphy’s Law strikes with a vengeance. They’re both naked, with the cactus plant between them, when it’s knocked over and hits Jim Slip right in his dick. Ouch, dude! He drops the camera and curses in pain, and the only thing funnier than this is his comment ‘The fuckin cactus got me fuckin dick ya stupid slag!’ Hahaha! This became my instant favorite funny porn video!

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50 Responses to “Jim Slip’s dick hit by cactus”

  1. By TijuanaPat 'Stupid is letting the Slag get the cactus that close to his dick'
  2. By Cheech 'omg i cant stop laughing its his accent that makes it so funny'
  3. By :0 'hahaha what a dick head'
  4. By lmao 'omg that freaking hurts'
  5. By 12 incher 'lol why the fuck is there a cactus there in the first place lol omg imagine the pain lol'
  6. By cactus? 'i know!!! lets have sex while holding a cactus!!'
  7. By spiky 'good idea! let's put a cactus in between us and have sex around it!'
  8. By Ash 'Bet he feels a right prick xD'
  9. By Anonymous 'XD'
  10. By Thamburan 'nw he got so many holes...lol'
  11. By JOHN 'ya wanna know why they called me cactus dick?'
  12. By WTF 'OUCH !!!'
  13. By ??? 'WHY IS THERE A CACTUS THERE??? O GOD WHY????'
  14. By JOint 'ahahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahah'
  15. By Dude 'He's British, you can tell by his accent and i'm also british so...'
  16. By OMG! 'OUCH!!'
  17. By blazer 'i have been laughing for a half hour straight. i keep watching it over and over again-weed'
  18. By FUCK THE UK 'LMAO XD his accent makes this shit sooo funny'
  19. By IKE 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA STUPID SLUT'
  20. By Retard 'lmao oh wow what would there be a cactus there xD and the slut was like oh uh wat'
  21. By Anonymous 'AHAAHAH LOL WHO THE FUCK WOULD PUT A CACTUS THERE LOL'
  22. By the dude '1ST PERSON I KNOW TO HAVE SEX NEAR CACTUS'
  23. By Anonymous 'Cactus porn is an under rated genre'
  24. By babegurlluv 'wat an ass'
  25. By blazeup 'hahahah i cant stop laughing-kush'
  26. By BritBrit 'Why THE FUCK DID SHE HAVE A CACTUS IN THE FIRST PLACE lmao haha'
  27. By Joe 'I'm mad he then proceeded to cuss out the CACTUS like it was the cactus fault it was placed 2" from his penis.'
  28. By OMGeez 'lol, the chick was just there smilin pleasantly, sayin 'oh oh,ah''
  29. By TheOnlyRationalManOnThisWebsite 'That's not a cactus, you dumbasses. ;-) It's a Pachypodium... --> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachypodium'
  30. By LOLLING! 'That is the fucking funniest video on this site ever!'
  31. By Peter Chao 'lucky bastard'
  32. By HATE BRITS! 'Bloody Cactus hit me Bloody Tallywhacker go tell mum!'
  33. By penis 'ahh thats gotta hurt'
  34. By Lolworthy 'this chick is boring, woah look at that sexy cact........OW u bloody slag'
  35. By LOL 'The cactus just wanted to give him a blowjob :D'
  36. By opsman 'What a bunch of idiots, what were they thinking? This is some funny shit.'
  37. By 2 inch dav 'his a prick'
  38. By Lolz x 1000000000 'Oh fuck! Too fucking funny!'
  39. By bob 'wtf a cactus? that must hurt to fuckin hell!'
  40. By so 'hhhhhhhhhhhhh its sofunny'
  41. By wtflmao 'i almost died laughing cuz of his accent.'
  42. By lol 'damn'
  43. By lololol 'tthe cactus had his best time in his life :)'
  44. By FunnyDude 'OMG LOL stupid dick ahaha kids dont try that at home :p'
  45. By rofl 'i know that hurt'
  46. By someone 'lol the funniest thing about this vid is the face there was a random cactus in between them'
  47. By bizarro 'STILL wondering where the cactus was SUPPOSED to sting anyways, being between their legs an all'
  48. By ada 'ROFL'
  49. By wtflol 'So... is the cactus ok? :)'
  50. By gravychicken 'you can hear the split second oh no in his voice then the i just got stabbed yell'

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